incorrectninepercent:Chengcheng: Hey Siri, how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?Siri:…

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Chengcheng: Hey Siri, how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?

Siri: The best revenge is living well and letting go.

Chengcheng:

Chengcheng: Hey Alexa–